and you’re invited

Pretty ambigous title I know. It’s been along time since I put some keys to the edit box here on my site. Not alot I’ve had to write about until now. This is a question I have asked myself internally on more than one occasion. When you as a man like I am hang out with another man, a friend of yours. What is considered the acceptable length of time spent with this friend for it not to be considering bailing out?

Say just the other day I was at a friend of mine’s house, who I want name for obvious reasons. Well anyway I called him earlier in the day and asked him what he had goin on. He said the usual answer of, “Shit, just hangin out at the house with the old lady, wanna come over?”. So I say “sure”, like I always do when I call. I mean thats the only reason I ever call him. We don’t have phone conversations.

So I get over to his house a little later on and nothing was goin on really. Played a little Guitar Hero 3 but other than that it was a borefest. So after about 30 minuts of being at this dudes house I can’t take it. So I decide I have got to find a reason to get out of here. So here I am asking myself, “Why do I need a reason?”. It’s not like he’s my wife or my mother or something. I did come over and hang out. Is there some kind of time quota that must be met within the man code of friendship ethics that states how long a “get together” must last before you can make a honorable exit?

Hell, noone reads this shit anyway so it’s not like I’m ever gonna figure this one out. So honestly fuck you all, lol. By the way I ended up staying for like 3 hours since I couldn’t think of a valid excuse.